Comments on: Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions http://heartistelives.com Sat, 17 Jun 2017 05:45:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Matthew http://heartistelives.com/beta-of-the-year-contest-submissions/#comment-878408 Thu, 18 May 2017 05:48:31 +0000 http://heartiste.wordpress.com/?page_id=2074#comment-878408

Guy cries after being rejected by a girl he met 5 minutes ago on a gameshow (crying starts at 5:20)

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By: callmewhatever http://heartistelives.com/beta-of-the-year-contest-submissions/#comment-877166 Sun, 14 May 2017 03:47:29 +0000 http://heartiste.wordpress.com/?page_id=2074#comment-877166 Well i think i can win betta of the decate fo sure, i’ll just say that the first time a girl wanted to have sex with me was because of my small penis – she was a virgin and assumed that mine won’t hurt based on how small my hands are. And later she acctually said it in front off the whole class. I couldn’t do it anyway.At the moment i am thinking about putting a chastity locking it with a superglue and becoming a housewife at my home for a girl that at that point i hate and wanted to get rid off, but it doesnt matter anymore. \Up untill recently i had the habbit of looking for trouble in drunk states, wanting to proove my manhood. and i guess i was lucky untill the last time when i was slapped and left at the street to wait with my peed pant for the police. And i just waited. There are so many more stories but it doesnt matter at that point its only logical to castrate myself

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By: James http://heartistelives.com/beta-of-the-year-contest-submissions/#comment-876755 Fri, 12 May 2017 16:28:21 +0000 http://heartiste.wordpress.com/?page_id=2074#comment-876755 http://mashable.com/2017/05/12/basketball-fan-denied-kiss-cam/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#PY7SMhAcpkqc

Guy gets friendzoned on kiss cam.

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By: Turf Mono http://heartistelives.com/beta-of-the-year-contest-submissions/#comment-874901 Mon, 08 May 2017 23:25:28 +0000 http://heartiste.wordpress.com/?page_id=2074#comment-874901

“Give me 5 feet Andreas” I wonder if that applies in the bedroom too.

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By: Shade Scale http://heartistelives.com/beta-of-the-year-contest-submissions/#comment-872333 Sun, 30 Apr 2017 14:25:22 +0000 http://heartiste.wordpress.com/?page_id=2074#comment-872333 https://www.babble.com/entertainment/doritos-promposal-couple-helicopter-ride-prom/

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By: Kelvin http://heartistelives.com/beta-of-the-year-contest-submissions/#comment-868443 Wed, 19 Apr 2017 16:48:59 +0000 http://heartiste.wordpress.com/?page_id=2074#comment-868443 http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/249235881-story

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By: Jim http://heartistelives.com/beta-of-the-year-contest-submissions/#comment-856373 Tue, 21 Mar 2017 14:19:51 +0000 http://heartiste.wordpress.com/?page_id=2074#comment-856373 Here’s a good one:

http://nypost.com/2017/03/20/man-stands-by-wife-after-her-affair-with-middle-school-kid/

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By: JD http://heartistelives.com/beta-of-the-year-contest-submissions/#comment-844081 Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:41:42 +0000 http://heartiste.wordpress.com/?page_id=2074#comment-844081 Wife shoots husband and he still defends her as a beautiful person! SHE JUST SHOT YOU AND THEN KILLED HERSELF!! remind me again how she is wonderful?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4219908/Sarasota-teacher-kills-shooting-husband.html

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By: Anonymous http://heartistelives.com/beta-of-the-year-contest-submissions/#comment-813039 Fri, 28 Oct 2016 02:15:14 +0000 http://heartiste.wordpress.com/?page_id=2074#comment-813039 Man that thinks he’s a dog:

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By: Nads http://heartistelives.com/beta-of-the-year-contest-submissions/#comment-793316 Sun, 28 Aug 2016 11:43:02 +0000 http://heartiste.wordpress.com/?page_id=2074#comment-793316 Beta dude that dodged a bullet:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dumped-fianc-jamaican-lover-fleeced-8577022#ICID=sharebar_twitter

– Nads

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